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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
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