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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5969 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.
rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
