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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.
Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.
So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!
