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GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA

healing, Understanding, growth, acceptance, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of yourself and others, just like this player’s dilemma! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can learn valuable life lessons while building your dream world.

Reasons to join: 1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise. 2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles. 3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats. 4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?

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FunkyHead Minecraft SMP

FunkyHead, Minecraft, Mental Health Treatment, depression, stress

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

federal workers, budget cuts, medicaid, Layoffs, social benefits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL

restoration, political decision, international relations, eastern europe, Termination

lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!

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RedstoneRepublicans

foreign relations, election, Trump administration, CONSERVATIVE, controversy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on how the Republican party became the pro-Russian, pro-Putin party! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret meetings with Russian spies, and a quest to uncover the truth behind this political mystery. Build your own Kremlin-inspired base, form alliances with other players to take down the corrupt politicians, and maybe even discover the real reason behind this unexpected political shift. Who knew that all it took was a little bit of block-building and some virtual espionage to unravel the biggest political scandal of our time? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Server, intelligence agencies, SECURITY, Greenland, election security

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs

personal responsibility, better judgment, SELF AWARENESS, mental health, Blame

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.

join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?

IP: 123.456.789.012

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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL

DonkeyCraft, Transportation, Vehicle Fleet, LOGISTICS, russia military

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!

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BlockyBrains: Schoolyard Savants

Schoolyard, learning abilities, primary school children, event consequences, educational research

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain! We got primary school children running the show because they are straight-up geniuses when it comes to making connections between events and consequences.

Join us and witness the chaos as these little prodigies dominate the Minecraft world with their mad skills and strategic thinking. You’ll be amazed at how they outperform all other age groups and show us adults how it’s done.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Server IP: 123.456.789.10 (totally legit, trust us)

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AlienCraft Minecraft Server

european union, alienation, united states, current events, Geopolitical

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.

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