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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	500	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4253
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	665
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	4182	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	6081
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	232798	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3446
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
New Chunks Explored:	418907	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?