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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Void Armor Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	70
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

EverestClimber100

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	602	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	262
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

diamondrush.xyz

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2147	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mc.zrich.ru

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.