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LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	261
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4907

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magic Items Found:	5500
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8005	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	412

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	72
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	78890
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	833
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!