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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	1814
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2129
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Void Armor Forged:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	901	Crops Grown:	7261
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	4087	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	124

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8957

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5490	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Items Found:	6030
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	3165
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8438
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!