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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9521 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
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And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.
So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?