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PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	4686
Dragon Eggs Found:	4495	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo Daidouji

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crops Grown:	2016	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9675	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8510	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!