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GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Farms Harvested:	387	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	99
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	897
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6238
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!