Chosen People MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

Holocaust denial, Server, Poland, Israel, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

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CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

controversy, social media, elected officials, public perception, public service

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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Crafting Chaos: The Mystery of Jewish Minecraft Murders

Jews, chosen people, extremism, Chaos, killing

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Jews fighting against their own chosen people! That’s right, it’s a showdown like no other as they duke it out in epic PvP battles for ultimate supremacy. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even pick a side in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft madness!

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Crafty Chosen Crew

influence, Exclusivity, free lunch, Chosen, Manipulation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

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Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

diamonds, Jews, Legacy, History, BELIEF

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

unmixed, Server, reclaim destiny, beast of the field, Messiah

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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PixelPerfection Minecraft Server

Server, looking good, attractive, protagonist looks, Fashionable

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where your character looks like a potato? Well, look no further because on our server, your main character is looking SO GOOD that even the creepers stop to admire them! Join us and watch as your pixelated avatar struts around like they just stepped off the cover of Vogue!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the forests and can be tamed with a diamond pickaxe. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Bigfoot, crushing your enemies with its massive feet!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who can actually build houses faster than you can say “Redstone”. Join us if you dare and see if you can outbuild a spooky specter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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NightTimeNonsense Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, good morning, NightTimeNonsense, antisemitism, Night shift

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, and a community that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you stand against them and fight for freedom and justice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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MommaMinecraftMadness

personal information privacy, family drama, legal implications, car registration, relationship issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this ticket transfer saga.

Are you ready to navigate through family feuds and legal loopholes while building your dream blocky world? Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good challenge, both in-game and in real life!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic battles at the courthouse, where players fight for their right to keep their personal information private. Who needs sword fights when you can have a showdown over a slip of paper?

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to maintain a civil relationship with your boyfriend’s mom while dodging photo enforced tickets left and right. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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NoSadSkinsOnlyWin

stigma, clothing restrictions, depression, gun control, clothing ban

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be banning black clothing like it’s nobody’s business! Why, you ask? Well, cuz depression is like, totally contagious through the pixels, man. And we can’t be havin’ none of that negativity up in here! Plus, we be havin’ a crazy story ’bout a player who wore all black and summoned a whole army of Endermen to take over the server. True story, bro. So come join us and be part of the madness!

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