Chosen People MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

Server, Jewish, hate crimes, antisemitism, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

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CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, Democracy, scandal, political commentary, Government

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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Crafting Chaos: The Mystery of Jewish Minecraft Murders

conspiracy theories, ignorance, Chaos, chosen people, persecution

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Jews fighting against their own chosen people! That’s right, it’s a showdown like no other as they duke it out in epic PvP battles for ultimate supremacy. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even pick a side in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft madness!

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Crafty Chosen Crew

belief system, Manipulation, power dynamics, free lunch, Cult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

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Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

Endurance, chosen people, Legacy, Religion, Jewcraft

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

America, jacob, White Americans, biblical prophecy, Chosen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

justification, WWII, Minecraft, strategic bombing, death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only explosions are from creepers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can strategically bomb into oblivion any German city you want! That’s right, unleash your inner chaos and watch those citizens burn to death in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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BroCraft Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, equality, friendship, Gender norms, social expectations

Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a bunch of dudes building stuff and talking about redstone all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! We’ve got lava pits for hot tubs, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret club where we discuss the best ways to prank each other with TNT. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we even have our own handshake…virtually, of course. So why can’t more women just be a bro? Because they’re too busy having a blast on our server, that’s why! Join now and become part of the bro-tastic fun!

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FoodieLove Minecraft Server

food preferences, personal space, relationships, eating habits, food consumption

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your boyfriend who eats everything in sight? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with food-sharing drama and chewed-up fries.

Our server is perfect for those who love to share…whether you like it or not! Just like how your boyfriend insists on swapping bites, our community will make sure you never eat alone.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for keeping food to yourself. But be prepared for some serious plate-stalking and drink-swapping antics.

Join now and experience the ultimate food-sharing adventure! Just remember, sharing is caring…even if it means giving up your last bite of virtual cake.

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CraftyPoisonedHubby

Communication, Argument, CraftyPoisonedHubby, stubbornness, Food Safety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where food safety is no joke! Join us if you want to avoid getting sick from virtual condiments and learn the importance of checking expiration dates in the Minecraft world.

Our server is perfect for those who have a fear of in-game food poisoning and want to ensure their virtual meals are always safe to eat. Trust us, you don’t want to end up like the player who ate the spoiled sauce and spent hours puking in-game.

But don’t worry, our server is not all about food safety lectures. We also have epic quests, crazy adventures, and even a secret dungeon inspired by Darkest Dungeon 2. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, just make sure to check your virtual condiments before eating them!

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