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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3007 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
