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NoBagValentine’s Minecraft Server

Argument, Budget, cabin baggage, cheap travel, clothes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Europe, Experience, high earners, London, luggage, Marriage, Minecraft, NoBagValentines, relationship, Ryanair, Server, travel, trip, Valentines, vienna

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of traveling on a budget? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we offer the ultimate cheap travel experience, just like this couple’s trip to Vienna!

Embark on a journey with us and leave your luggage behind, just like this husband and wife duo who decided to fly to Europe with only their cabin baggage. Who needs clothes anyway, right? Live life on the edge and see how far you can push the limits of travel!

Join now and immerse yourself in the drama and excitement of traveling without the hassle of packing. Who needs a budget when you have a sense of adventure? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

MommaMinecraftVent

#venting, advice seeking, brother argument, car sharing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, family conflict, family relationships, forex trading, gap year, household dynamics, living arrangements, MommaMinecraftVent, parental involvement, quitting smoking, sibling rivalry, Tension, venting to parents

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Potions Brewed:	180
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and zero family arguments about forex trading and car usage.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any tense moments like my brother and I experienced.

And if you ever need advice or someone to vent to, our community is always here to support you without resorting to calling your parents for backup. So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to roleplay a heated argument with your virtual siblings, then we’ve got you covered there too!

PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

BlockBusterLaughs

10/10 movie, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic masterpiece, cinematic perfection, exceptional filmmaking, highly recommended, movie magic, must see, must watch, once in a blue moon, once in a lifetime, once is enough, one and done, one time viewing, rare gem, top rated, top-notch, unforgettable, unforgettable experience, unforgettable storytelling, worth watching

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyKangarooPOW

albanese, Australian, Conflict, consequences, CraftyKangarooPOW, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Hostage, International, intervention, Military, Politics, Pow, RETALIATION, russia, Strongest action, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	704995
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

HappyCraft – The GFP Server

education, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, General Factor of Personality, GFP, Happiness, HappyCraft, income, INDIVIDUALS, intelligence, personal development, Personalient, personality traits, psychological well-being, relationships, Server, smoother relationships, social effectiveness, social intelligence, Social Skills, Traits, well-being

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

REDEFAMI

Bedwars, Brazilian, Buildbattle, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, murder, PvP, Rankup, Server, Skywars, thebridge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Quality Brazilian minigames server – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP – Factions – Murder – BuildBalte

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Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6525	Ores Mined:	3699
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3820	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?