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MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	783
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Animals Bred:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2100	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!