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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Bread For the Weary Edition, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, Thread, Trash, Ultimate

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	1039	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3595	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	125
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!