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What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	2553	Dragon Eggs Found:	5433
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	787
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	95	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	199
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	986	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

EVERYONE LIVES, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV FUNNY MOMENTS, Minecraft, RAGE, Server, until dawn, UNTIL DAWN CHOICES, until dawn gameplay, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE CHOICES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE EVERYONE LIVES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE FUNNY MOMENTS, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE GAMEPLAY, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE ULTRA SETTINGS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	8105
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	1996

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	2197
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!