Sword Selection Minecraft Server

choose death, choose life, choose the ball, Choose the sword, choose wisely, choose your path, come boy, destiny, family, fate, join me, join your mother, life or death, long tail, make a decision, Minecraft, selection, Server, sword, sword of choice, tags, understand my words

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the choices are even higher! Will you choose the sword and join our fearless leader on a quest for glory and victory? Or will you choose the ball and face the wrath of your mother in the afterlife? The choice is yours, but be warned – there’s no turning back once you’ve made your decision.

Join us for thrilling adventures, epic battles, and insane stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will you choose life or death? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. See you in the game, if you dare!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	9480
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

biological fluids, blood components, blood composition, blood function, blood physiology, Bloodcraft, carbon dioxide exchange, circulatory system, gas, gases, hemoglobin, human biology, liquid, liquids, medical science, nutrient transport, oxygen transport, Plasma, platelets, red blood cells, solid, Solids, waste removal, white blood cells

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

clinical trial, CraftyLSD, CureDepressions, depression, DRUG, experimental drugs, innovative therapy, innovative treatment, lsd, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindBio, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Phase IIa trial, psychedelic therapy, psychiatric medication, serotonin, Symptoms, therapeutic benefits, Treatment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1706
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

1.20.4, application, AussieSMP, Bases, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, Griefing, Javabedrock, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Redstone, Reset, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Sydney, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimension Hops:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, awkward, awkward situation, comedic relief, comedy, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, fantasy world, Frieren-sama, Frierens, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, Magical Girl, Manga, manga scene, Masturbation, mimic, mimicry, Minecraft, Server, Shameless, voyeurism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

assault prevention, Babes, blocky, bystander intervention, false accusation, Gaslighting, gender discrimination, heroism, injustice, legal system failure, Minecraft, Misogyny, Police Brutality, public shaming, rape, self defense, Server, sexual assault, social media backlash, street harassment, toxic masculinity, victim advocacy, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

MomFriendMysteryShop

arcade games, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expenses, friendship, gas money, gift shop, Honesty, indoor amusement park, Kids, McDonalds, mom friend, MomFriendMysteryShop, MONEY, playdates, receipts, reimbursement, relationship, souvenirs, transparency, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)!

SearchCraft Minecraft Server

2060, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, digital information, future predictions, future technology, futuristic world, google search, hypothetical scenarios, internet search, Minecraft, science fiction, search engine, SearchCraft, Server, speculative fiction, temporal anomaly, temporal experiment, temporal exploration, time displacement, Time Jump, time limit, time travel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Villages Defended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	983217	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server will literally transport you into the future! Imagine mining for diamonds while flying around in a hovercraft, battling creepers with laser guns, and riding on robot unicorns.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Blocky Bedrock Banter

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, awkward situations, banter, bedrock, blocky, Communication, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, Honesty, inappropriate comments, INTIMATE, oversharing, Personal experiences, relationship mishaps, relationships, sex, sexual encounters, tmi, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

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