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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9638 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7865 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.