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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

aita, blocked, compliments, education, Friends, Girlfriend, group, hairstyle, higher level, KIND, Liking, Minecraft, ProfBlockers, Professor, Project, Protective, ranting, Server, shy student, social media, teasing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

WeddingCrasher404

#1, Accidental Wedding Crasher, aita, beach wedding, leaving a wedding, RSVP, Small wedding, wedding drama, wedding embarrassment, wedding etiquette, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding invitation etiquette, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding RSVP etiquette, wedding stress, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being an accidental wedding crasher in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about crashing a wedding again! Our small beach house weddings can accommodate even the most unexpected guests, with plenty of room for everyone to join in on the fun. Plus, if your friend forgets to RSVP for you, no worries – we’ll make sure you have a seat at the table (literally)! Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a stress-free wedding experience. Join now and leave all your worries behind – just make sure to bring a virtual gift for the happy couple!

OverratedCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrity, consumerism, Disappointment, disillusionment, exaggeration, excess, Expectations, fad, Fame, hype, materialism, Media, Minecraft, Overrated, OverratedCraft, Perception, Popular, Reality, Server, social pressure, status symbol, superficial, trend

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Breathing! Who needs oxygen when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a bunch of noobs. Plus, our moderators are like ninjas – they’ll ban hackers faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So, say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs oxygen when you can have unlimited virtual fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and start crafting your way to victory!

Noob IQ Test

analytical skills, brain power, cognitive ability, cognitive bias, common belief, critical thinking, education, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, knowledge, learning, mental capacity, Misconception, noob, Perception, problem solving, reasoning, smartness, stereotype, test, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	6652	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing the capital of every country or solving complex math equations in your head? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, the only sign of intelligence is knowing how to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks!

Join our server and show off your true intellectual prowess by engaging in epic build battles where the winner is determined by who can create the most ridiculous and nonsensical structure. From upside-down houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or crush their uprising with an army of iron golems? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prove that true intelligence isn’t about knowing all the answers, but about having a creative and wacky imagination that can turn a simple block game into a hilarious adventure!

BorderBlockParty

Baltic countries, Baltic Sea region, Baltic security, Baltic states, Baltic-Polish alliance, border protection, BorderBlockParty, defence line, eastern europe, Eastern flank, EU, european defense, european union, foreign policy, international relations, joint defense, military alliance, nato, Poland, Russian border, SECURITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect against the evil Russian invaders!! we need all the gamers to come together and help us defend the baltic states and poland from the sneaky russians trying to steal our diamonds!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and epic loot!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and potions for all our brave warriors!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for the ages!! #minecraft #defendthefortress #russiansarecoming

CakeCrafters

Binge Eating, body image issues, bulimia, CakeCrafters, coping mechanism, eating disorder, emotional eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, psychological disorder, purging, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

join our server for a wild ride of cake-eating bulimics! we have a special plugin that lets you eat as much cake as you want without getting full! it’s like a dream come true for all you cake lovers out there.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground cake dungeon where you can battle giant cake monsters and collect rare cake ingredients. it’s a cake-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained cake experts who are always on hand to help you with any cake-related problems you may encounter. they’ll make sure your cake-eating experience is as smooth as buttercream frosting.

so come join us on our cake-filled journey and see why bulimics are the only people that can eat their cake and have it too. trust us, you won’t regret it!

EduCorpSpeakCraft

British research, Communication, communication styles, corporate world, cultural assimilation, EduCorpSpeakCraft, higher education, Language, language convergence, language evolution, language study, linguistic research, linguistics, professional communication, social inclusion, social integration, social trends, society, speech analysis, speech patterns., workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7353
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got people from da corporate world and higher education sectors talkin’ all fancy and stuff. It’s like, so inclusive and stuff, ya know? Like, if u wanna be part of da cool kids club, u gotta join dis server where we all talk like we got big brains and stuff. It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. Plus, we got secret underground parties and diamond giveaways every hour. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of da elite crew, yo!

Vanil.xyz

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features borders set approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

vanil.xyz

PDGH Minecraft Servers

Brazilian Server Minecraft, Cross-Play, Dayz, MCMMO, PDGH Minecraft Servers, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Rust, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	6321	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	9

PDGH Minecraft Servers Since 2013 DayZ – Rust – Pixelmon – SMP Come Play with us Brazilian Server Minecraft

pdgh.com.br

Revive SMP: Where griefing your friends is perfectly acceptable!

1.20.6, acceptable, Active, Adventure, building, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefing, hard mode, Join, multiplayer, new, Perfectly, player-driven, Revive, smp, Social, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Teamplay, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	2684
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted SMP
Game Mode	Vanilla SMP
Difficulty Level	Hard
Minecraft Version	1.20.6
Features	Proximity voice chat

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and request to join.

Q: What is the server type?

A: Whitelisted SMP, meaning only approved players can join.

Q: What game mode is the server set on?

A: Vanilla SMP, with no mods or plugins.

Q: What is the difficulty level of the server?

A: The server is set on Hard mode for a challenging experience.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: Proximity voice chat feature allows players to communicate in-game based on their location.