ChonkyFlora – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP
arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor
Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.
Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.
So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

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PixelatedAnomalies
abnormal behavior, abnormal beliefs, abnormal standards, abnormal traditions, accepted abnormalities, accepted oddities, commonplace abnormalities, conformity, cultural oddities, cultural standards, hidden abnormalities, normalized abnormalities, PixelatedAnomalies, social expectations, societal abnormalities, societal anomalies, societal contradictions, societal eccentricities, societal idiosyncrasies, societal irregularities, societal norms, societal paradoxes, societal peculiarities, societal quirks, strange conventions, strange customs, strange habits, strange norms, strange practices, unconventional behaviors, unconventional beliefs, unconventional customs, unconventional norms, unconventional practices, unconventional standards, unusual traditions, widely accepted abnormalities
Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Don’t be fooled by those “normal” servers out there, come experience the true madness of our server where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake that never runs out? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two.
So why settle for the ordinary when you can have the extraordinary? Join our Minecraft server today and embrace the absurdity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

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CraftyMuskFactoryUS
#Automotive, Business, Competition, CraftyMuskFactoryUS, Economy, electric vehicles, FACTORY, Global, Government, India, Jobs, Manufacturing, Musk, policy, Politics, regulations, tesla, Trade, trump, UNFAIR, US
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, imagine if trump and musk had a baby and it was this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, on steroids.
join this server if you want to be part of the most epic battle of all time. we’re talking trump riding a giant chicken into battle against musk on a dragon made of diamonds. it’s like, totally unfair to the rest of the world how awesome this server is gonna be.
plus, we have, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve got a replica of the white house made entirely out of cake, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and don’t even get me started on the petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons.
so, like, if you want to be part of the most insane, epic, totally unfair server of all time, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you don’t like fun. then maybe you will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun, right? so join us now!

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Alien Atmosphere Adventure
3D structure, Adventure, Alien, alien life, alien planet, astronomers, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric dynamics, atmospheric modeling, atmospheric study, celestial bodies, Exoplanet, Extraterrestrial, outer space, planetary atmosphere, planetary exploration, planetary science, scientific research, Space discovery, space exploration
so, like, u know how u always wanted to explore alien planets and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. u can build ur own spaceship and fly to dis alien planet where the atmosphere is all trippy and 3D and stuff. u can meet alien creatures and trade with them for rare items. but be careful, cuz there are also alien monsters that will try to attack u. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for urself, it’s outta dis world!

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⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ ➜ all cases /free [1.16.5+] ❤️ server minecraft
1.16.5, all cases, free, Minecraft, Server, wellcube
server “Wellcube for everyone Cases Free 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
n6.wellcube.space

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Aether SMP

Aether, alliances, Battles, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Godhood, Immersive, Justice, leadership, minecraft server, multiplayer, Quests, Realms, rules, smp, Survival, Territories, Trading, Trials

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Enter Aether SMP, a vast and immersive realm divided into four powerful regions: War, Knowledge, Delusion, and Nature. Each is ruled by a god—until you prove yourself worthy. Conquer the trials, defeat the gods, and ascend to godhood!
Features	NEVER RESET – A WORLD BUILT TO LAST
	24/7 Online – The world is always active and evolving.
	Resource World – A separate realm for gathering materials, keeping the main world pristine.
	RULE, CONQUER, OR TRADE – FORGE YOUR DESTINY
	Form Alliances – Build an empire with your friends.
	Declare War – Dominate enemy lands and expand your influence.
	Political Intrigue – Govern, make laws, and engage in diplomacy.
	Economy & Trade – Control resources, run player shops, and shape the market.
	Laws & Leadership – Enforce justice, rule your people, and shape the future.
	FEATURES
	Cross-Version Compatibility – Play from multiple Minecraft versions!
	Towny Plugin – Create and manage your own towns and nations.
	Magic & Classes Plugin – Unlock unique abilities and customize your playstyle.
	Economy & Player Shops – Build wealth, trade goods, and dominate the economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7 online.
Can I play from different Minecraft versions?	Yes, the server supports cross-version compatibility.
Are there separate realms for gathering materials?	Yes, there is a Resource World for gathering materials.
Can I create and manage my own towns and nations?	Yes, the server has a Towny Plugin for creating and managing towns and nations.
Do I have to defeat gods to ascend to godhood?	Yes, you need to conquer trials and defeat the gods to ascend.

Mystic Hag’s Realm 1.21.4
1.21.4, aging gracefully, bra benefits, bra comfort, bra fittings, bra necessity, bra options, bra shopping, bra sizing, bra styles, bra support, bra tips, breast health, comfortable bras, fashion for older women, hags, lingerie, mystic, Realm, reasons for wearing bras, support garments, undergarments, women over 40
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even hags need to wear bras on it. Yeah, you heard me right! Women over 40 can’t even step foot outside without a bra on in this crazy virtual world. It’s like a rule or something, man. So if you wanna experience the madness and chaos of a world where bras are mandatory for old ladies, then come on over and join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server
assert dominance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Etiquette, family dynamics, family traditions, guests, Home decor, house rules, Minecraft, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, no shoes in the house, personal space, pet peeve, relationships, Respect, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no shoes in the virtual world” rule! Just like in real life, cleanliness is key in our pixelated paradise. But beware, we have a special guest appearance from the Queen of England herself, who will not hesitate to assert dominance over anyone who dares to wear shoes in her son’s virtual home. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, sulking, and outrageous accusations – it’s a virtual soap opera you won’t want to miss!

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SwearCraft: Awkwardly Close to Comfort
anxiety, Apology, awkwardly, Boundaries, close, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, discomfort, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, language issues, misunderstanding, personal boundaries, perspective, reconciliation, Respect, Rumors, SwearCraft, swearing, toxic relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where swearing is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! If you’ve ever been scolded for letting a few choice words slip, then this is the server for you. Our community is all about expressing yourself freely, even if that means dropping an F-bomb or two.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.
So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.

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RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism
absolute Despotism, civil rights, Democracy, Duty, freedom, future security, Government, Justice, long train of abuses, new Guards, Oppression, Overthrow, political activism, protest, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, RIGHTS, smp, ThrowOffDespotism, tyranny, usurpations
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!
Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!
Accidents, Adult, adult accidents, adulting, awkward moments, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, Bowel Movements, CraftyCraps, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny incidents, funny stories, Oops, personal hygiene, personal stories, poop stories, Share, toilet troubles, unfortunate events
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.
So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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