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Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372
Crops Grown:	7411	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Dragon Eggs Found:	7567	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5559	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	3044	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Animals Bred:	143	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7732	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	4236	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	4937
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!