cholos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Void Gems Collected:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4877	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Potions Brewed:	83	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	314
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	153

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!