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DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8842	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Items Found:	4103
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3248	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	97
Zombie Dances:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!