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ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Sobbing Protagonist Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8141	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7737
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with twists and turns that will leave you sobbing into your best girl’s chest! Join us and become the hero who saves humanity from being turned into soup by a secret cabal. Who needs diamonds when you can have epic adventures and emotional rollercoasters? Join now and experience the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Any a-Petra Global Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our resident superhero players Petra and Anya are there to save the day with their epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical portals that lead to secret treasure rooms. But watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the ultimate challenge and try to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig? It’s the ultimate test of skill and silliness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

JoblessDadOfferDecline

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	231585
Enchantments Applied:	264	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7734	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a server that’s as mysterious as a dark cave? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and shady business deals.

Just like the protagonist in a suspenseful novel, you’ll be faced with the challenge of navigating through murky waters as you try to figure out what exactly is going on. Will you uncover the truth behind the cryptic invitations and hidden agendas? Or will you fall victim to the cunning schemes of our enigmatic benefactors?

With a cast of characters straight out of a soap opera, including a father figure with a checkered past and a wife with a famous skin and wellness clinic, you’ll never be bored on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself embroiled in a high-stakes marketing venture that could change the course of your virtual life forever.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists, join us on our Minecraft server today. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in the shadows of our virtual world?

IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6331
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Surviving with Sunglasses! Now with extra fishy business, weekly challenges, and the occasional PvP sunburn 😎🐟🔥

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

About Shaded Minecraft Server:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Key Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
50+ Custom Enchants
mcMMO Skills and Progression

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

High Ecstasy Pics Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us and ask a bi guy why he likes to get high on ecstacy and take pictures of himself in tight women’s clothing – because why not?! Plus, we have all the pizza you could ever want, and our server is constantly filled with hilarious videos and webms of our wild adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and be prepared for non-stop laughter and insanity!

Raidou Collection Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mines Excavated:	3247	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because Raidou collection is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Raidou collection, where players can battle it out to see who can collect the most outrageous items in the game. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted golden carrots, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumors have it that a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Raidou collection today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

StepmomNotMomLOL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating stepmom drama, work friend awkwardness, and parental arguments – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the craziest family dynamics unfold right before your eyes? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!