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ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Farms Harvested:	862	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crops Grown:	4803	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

MineXXXCraft

adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult industry, adult star, alter ego, Entertainment, Erotic, Exotic, fantasy name, fantasy world, Forbidden, Glamorous, Identity, MineXXXCraft, Persona, Provocative, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, stage name, taboo

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of mining diamonds all day and night on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can become the ultimate adult star of the block!

Imagine strutting your stuff in a pixelated world, turning heads and causing chaos wherever you go. With our custom skins and outfits, you’ll be the talk of the town (or should we say, village?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant chickens to navigating through lava-filled dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover your inner adult star in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PlasticVapor Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

lol join our minecraft server where we have discovered a way to turn plastic into more plastic by vaporizing it with lasers!!! who knew you could save the environment and build crazy plastic structures at the same time?? come join us and witness the magic of plastic recycling in the most absurd way possible. plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? hop on and start crafting with plastic like never before!

MineStrike: Hostage Deal!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	6037	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Israel Labor Union declared a strike to press for a hostage deal just to join it! Can you believe it? Like, imagine how epic this server must be if people are willing to go on strike for it.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have unicorns riding pigs, dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos. Join now and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate a hostage deal with the Labor Union while you’re at it. Just kidding…or are we? Join to find out!

What is the IP for LEC Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

The League of Legends European Championship (LEC) is a professional esports league based in Europe, showcasing the top teams and players in the popular multiplayer online battle arena game, League of Legends. Established in 2019, the LEC is recognized as one of the premier competitive gaming leagues in Europe and attracts a large global audience. Featuring regular season matches, playoffs, and international tournaments, the LEC provides an exciting and competitive platform for players to showcase their skills and compete for prestigious titles and prize money.

Humblecraft: Vanilla Amplified – The Server Where You Can Hear Steve Sing in Perfect Harmony! Launching Soon on Saturday, Sept 7th!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5723
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Server Name:	Vanilla Amplified Island SMP
Launch Date:	Coming Soon
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Features:	– Selective Player Base – Community-Driven Rules – Collaborative Island Build – Exciting World Seed
Application Process:	Strict application process for dedicated players
Server Rules:	Community-influenced rules for fairness and enjoyment
Trust System:	No land claims, trust-based system with CoreProtect

FAQs:

1. When is the server launching?

The server is launching next Saturday. The exact time will be decided based on player availability.

2. How can I join the server?

To join the server, fill out the application form at the following link: Application Form

3. Are there specific requirements to join?

We are looking for dedicated players who are eager to contribute and be part of a close-knit community. A strict application process is in place to ensure a quality player base.

4. Will there be a communal island build challenge?

Yes, for the first month, there will be a collaborative island build challenge where all players work together on a single amplified island to foster a communal gaming experience.

5. How are disputes handled on the server?

We operate on a trust-based system backed by CoreProtect, where no land claims are needed. Disputes are swiftly handled by the admin team to maintain a fair and enjoyable environment.

VTuberCraft Legends

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	7209	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is hosting an Ao Oni stream this week! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to survive against the terrifying blue monster in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Just be careful not to accidentally blow everything up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a change of pants.