Choke Minecraft Servers

Choke Minecraft Servers

  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7180
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Votes: 9668
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke

    ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2383
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to dominate like England, Prussia, Japan, and Russia did in history! We promise that every time you choke in PvP, a bit of your emotional spirit will die, just like in real life. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense PvP tournaments that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come join us and show off your cold-hearted dominance in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NervousCraft Minecraft Server

    NervousCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3085
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7745
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toylandia Minecraft Server

    Toylandia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8303
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your dating life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the idea of a woman using a sex toy seem tame in comparison. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so vibrant, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sex toys. Who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword, are we right? So come on, dive into our world and leave those worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kingdom Come Minecraft SMP General

    Kingdom Come Minecraft SMP General
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2645
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mines Excavated: 4779
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    🐺 Wolves are in the game, but beware, they might steal your diamonds and run off with them! 📸 Take stunning photos in our photo mode, but be careful, Henry will snitch on you if you abuse it too much! 🔄 Skill reset at the beginning of the game will make Henry feel like a noob again, but at least he won’t have to start from scratch! 💬 Dive deep into the dialogue system with Speech, Charisma, and Might, or unleash your inner villain with Coercion, Domination, and Dread! 🚫 No Denuvo here, because who needs that when you have a server full of craziness? ⚔️ Less attack directions but more weapon movesets, making combat easier to learn but harder to master! 🏹 New weapon types like hand cannons and polearms will have you feeling like a medieval warrior! 🔨 Get ready to forge some epic gear with our blacksmithing minigame, no mining required! 🗺️ Explore two massive maps that are twice the size of the first game, with no major time skips in the story!

    Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mischievous wolves)! 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime TBATE Minecraft Server

    Anime TBATE Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4697
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

    On our server, we have so much more than just mining and building. We have epic battles with giant mobs, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even the chance to write your own light novel and potentially get it turned into an anime!

    And let me tell you, if you’re a fan of waifus, you’ll love our server. Alice is the best girl, with Ellie coming in a close second. But watch out, because these girls have some serious skills in PvP and will wreck anyone who tries to challenge them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

    The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4573
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 771 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

    And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

    So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

    Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5719
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

    Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2743
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

    Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2012
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

    So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3617
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 712
    Zombie Dances: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

    Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

    Strider Vanilla Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7988
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

    It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

    In order to get to the server, you need:

    ● Login to the discord server

    ● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

    ● Start playing on our project

    The server does not have:

    ● Privates from the server side

    ● Extra unnecessary donation

    ● Toxicity and inadequacy

    ● Inadequate and incompetent administration

    play.stridervanilla.xyz

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • German Gaming Minecraft Server

    German Gaming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1684
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5206 Alien Abductions: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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