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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1555 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!