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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	364	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9168
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	5725	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday festivities, birthday gift, birthday girl, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, Birthday Party, birthday present, birthday shopping, birthday surprise, birthday treat, birthday wishes, celebration, gift giving, gift ideas for her, Minecraft, Party, Present Ideas, Server, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful gesture, Time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!