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Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3810	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8410
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	8462	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4247	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1449	Farms Harvested:	953
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	252	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!