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Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	690629	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2875
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	151	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	3554
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

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