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My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

Body, calls an ambulance, can’t afford fresh food, cho, Goes bankrupt, Heating, Minecraft, MY BODY MY CHO, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	256	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1855
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	7377
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8594
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1869	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Emeralds Found:	1709	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	6

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	748142
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Mines Excavated:	1950	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!