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SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	72	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	797

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4003
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	136
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	4222	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Potions Brewed:	39	Animals Bred:	71
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9813	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).