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SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	8441	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	2543
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8163	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	16091	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Void Gems Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!