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HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

anarchy server, build projects, collection, Community, Dedicated, Discord, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Involved, Join, Mature, Minecraft, Plant, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Thrive, Watering, Welcoming, worlds

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5009
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Conspiracy, CraftyBlock, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 200699234, novel, plot twist, saars, secret, Server, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

backed architecture, continuous delivery, Engineering with Utsav, hnars, Interviewing, Layoffs, Minecraft, Neetcode, negotiation advice, product manager, resume writing, salary data, salary expectations, salary negotiation, smp, systems design, tech workers, TechWorkersGoneWild, ycombinator, youtube channels

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

anxiety, apprehension, concern, distrust, fear of the unknown, FEARS, hypervigilance, Insecurity, irrational fears, mental health, nervousness, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, panic attacks, PARANOIA, ParanoidPlayerMC, phobias, self-doubt, smp, stress, suspicious, unease, worries

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

dream, dream analysis, dream experience, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memory, dream recall, dream sequence, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream world, DreamCraft, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, memorable, memorable dream, MOMENTS, Sleep, subconscious, surreal dream, vivid dream

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

animal scent, Animals, aromatic, biology, earthy, Environment, Fauna, fauna scent, FaunaFragrance, fragrant, Fresh, Minecraft, musky, Natural, Nature, nature scent, outdoors, scent, Server, smell, wildlife, wildlife scent, zoology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF

BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Breakup, coping, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, family drama, foids, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-term relationships, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, relationships, sister, smp, social media, Support, thirst traps, toxic behavior, twisted behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?

NoMoreFoodieFriends

autism, Communication, Conflict Resolution, crust, eating habits, friendship, Manners, Mussels, NoMoreFoodieFriends, pizza, restaurant etiquette, rude behavior, service charge, Shells, snapping fingers, social gatherings, Social Skills, Spaghetti, tomato sauce, uk, waiter

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!