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MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	780

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7003
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	664	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4196	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	160	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1961	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	1392	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!