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NoobCraft Central – where everyone’s a beginner! #MinecraftMadness #NoobLife #NewbieZone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the Sisters on this server. Legend has it they are a group of mystical players who can summon rainbows from their fingertips and build entire castles in the blink of an eye. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of them flying around on diamond unicorns, spreading happiness and sparkles wherever they go. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to witness the Sisters in action!

InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	308162	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

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VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

vealymc.net:23457

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

activeplayers, Anarchy, AnarchyExperience, Discordcommunity, EUHosted, ExcellentPing, JoinToday, LargeMapSize, Longevity, Minimalplugins, NetherRoof, Nocheats, Noresets, NorthAmericanPlayers, Playerdriven, Pureanarchy, PvP, Survival, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, WorldBorders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Befriend a stranger just because they are White, Cardio, Classic tunes., Don’t just reject degeneracy, even if the consequences are dire, Experience, fight it, Hit the Gym, Lend an ear to an elder White, Make a baby in a White woman, Minecraft, mUh EvErY daY iS WhiTe PoWer Day, MuH fEd, MuH gLoWnIgGeR, Never be afraid to do the right thing, no shitskins, PixelPowerPalooza, Read Ancient Literature, Research History, Server, Shoot ze Guns, Spend time with your children, Stand up for someone just because they are White, Teach your children a new skill, Ultimate, White anons, WHITE POWER, White Power Wednesday, WHITE PRIDE, worldwide, wpw

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1245	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	3472
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	1092
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Features: Custom Races: Argonian, Breton, Altmer (High Elf), Imperial, Khajiit, Nord, Orsimer (Orc), Bosmer (Wood Elf) Towny: Claim your land to protect it against bandits Custom Map (In development) Player built world (In survival) Challenging economy Vampires & Werewolves Brewery

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	266
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	6749	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?