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BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood horror, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, early experiences, film-induced fear, lasting fears, lasting impressions, long-term effects, movie phobias, movie scarring, movie trauma, movie-induced fears, movie-induced nightmares, movie-induced phobias, movie-induced trauma, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	4488
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	260

Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	9954
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	937
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7677	Buildings Constructed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Items Found:	7834	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, exhaustion, family, gym, GymTimeGoneWrong, husband, in-laws, Minecraft, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationship, Resentment, Routine, Server, solo parenting, Support, Time management, working full-time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

StreamCleanerCraft

AITAH, bottles, cancelling streaming services, Chores, cleaning, DISHES, hiring housekeeper, household responsibilities, husband, milk, new baby, PlayStation, pump parts, pumping, recovering, ruined clothes, StreamCleanerCraft, streaming services, taking care, theme park passes., tired, Working

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!