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Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

NasrallahsGoneWild

armed conflict, Assassination, counterterrorism operation, death announcement, extremist group, geopolitical crisis, Hezbollah leader, idf, intelligence report, Israel Defense Forces, Lebanese militia, Middle East conflict, militant leader, military operation, military strike, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGoneWild, political turmoil, regional tensions, security threat, terrorist organization

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

born in 2020, born in 2021, child immunizations, childhood health, childhood vaccinations, Children in the US, Edition, healthcare disparities, Kids, lower vaccine coverage, Party, pediatric healthcare, public health, US healthcare, vaccination rates, vaccine access, vaccine advocacy, vaccine awareness, vaccine compliance, vaccine education, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine misinformation, vaccine-preventable diseases, VaxBlock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Application Process, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Expectations, hermitcraft, knockoff, LanderYTs, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Moderation, Playstyle, Previous experience, Semi Vanilla, shulker boxes, smp, Staff Team, Teleport, texture pack, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

86240823, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mines Excavated:	3532	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	502	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Enchantments Applied:	135
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	498844
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Magic Items Found:	7141	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7202	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3768
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!