Chinese MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CarrierCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, CarrierCraft, military modernization, Minecraft, international relations

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the cray cray new Minecraft server that’s poppin’ off like a party in the 4th Chinese aircraft carrier?! Yeah, you heard right! This server is so lit, it’s like building blocks on steroids, yo!

Join this server if you wanna build a base so epic, it’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a tiny Lego set. We got mobs that are so savage, they’ll make you cry like a baby llama. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot so dope, it’ll make you feel like a pirate on a sugar rush!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. Yeah, you heard me right – hugs from creepers!

So what are you waiting for, fam? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! It’s gonna be more lit than a disco ball in a fireworks factory, yo!

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NukeCraft Server: Oops!

global impact, China, Server, explosion, Failure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Join us as we recreate the chaos of a Chinese nuke launch test gone hilariously wrong. Watch as creepers dressed as pandas run amok, blowing up everything in sight with their bamboo bombs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of block-breaking kung fu. Join them in epic battles against evil zombie pigmen who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? That’s right, a laser chicken. Need we say more?

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for exploding pandas and laser chickens!

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Pajeet’s Anti-China Minecraft Server

Bigotry, pajeets, PAJEET, Chinese, nationalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have a good time – oh, and maybe watch out for those sneaky pajeets!

Looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Look no further! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with anti-China propaganda – just kidding…or are we?

Join us today and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. From epic battles with giant chickens to uncovering hidden treasure in the depths of the ocean, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

policy, export, China, Commerce, Import

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

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CubanSpyCraft

strategic locations, political tensions, global espionage, Espionage, Chinese government

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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RocketRuckus Minecraft Server

long tail tags, space rocket, Server, RocketRuckus, flames

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!

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CenturCraft Minecraft Server

social media, Chinese centurion, Minecraft, Surprise, trending

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where you can battle Chinese centurions who have somehow time traveled into the Minecraft world. Watch out though, they may try to steal your diamonds with their ancient tactics!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you may even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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BlastCraft: Rocket Oopsie Boom!

rocket testing, Damage, BlastCraft, unintended launch, static-fire test

So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, ya know? it’s like, supposed to be all chill and stuff with a static-fire test, but then BOOM! unintended launch and huge explosion! but, like, in a fun minecraft way, not a scary real life way. join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of a rocket launch without the risk of actual danger. plus, there’s like, diamonds and stuff. so, like, why not join, right? it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

ThreadCraft, Craftsmanship, culture, Thread, Sewing

Welcome to our server, where Chinese women love thread…literally! Our server is filled with amazing builds made entirely out of thread, because who needs blocks when you have thread, right? Join us and witness the beauty of a thread-based world like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja sheep who have mastered the art of thread weaving. Rumor has it that they can create entire cities out of thread in a matter of minutes. Will you be able to find their hidden lair and learn their ancient thread techniques?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. It is said to be a giant ball of golden thread that grants the one who finds it unlimited creative power. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure and become the thread master of our server?

So come join us on our server, where Chinese women love thread and the possibilities are endless. Who knew that thread could be so epic in the world of Minecraft?

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ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

thailand, japanese, masterrace, kickboxers, European power

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Thais masterrace domination! Just like Thailand, our server has never been colonized or occupied by any other server power. We have the most visited virtual world with tons of tourist attractions, from ancient temples to pixelated beaches.

Our players are as tough as Thais, creating epic battles in Muay Minecraft. You’ll see them knocking out players from all over the world with their virtual kicks and punches. Our server’s development and economy are top tier, much better than any other server in the neighborhood.

And let’s not forget about our top tier virtual women, making our server a top destination for virtual love and romance. So come join us and experience the wild and crazy world of our Thais masterrace Minecraft server!

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