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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5002 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!