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GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Alien Abductions:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	92475	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Crops Grown:	6332	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!