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FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
New Chunks Explored:	324969	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6148	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	115530
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!