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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	139	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	929	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	773	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	427261

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crops Grown:	4860	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6622
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.