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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	1853	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7008
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	8111
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8051
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	8263
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	867
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3334	Ores Mined:	5934
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Towns Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	639206	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.