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OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9527
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	270	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	273	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!