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Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

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CraftyMemes – #420

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RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	76
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4