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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1563 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
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