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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4406	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

#workout, Aozakura: Bouei Daigakukou Monogatari, Funday, Good Knees Day, Hello Work Monsters, Kaihen no Mahoutsukai, Kaiten no Albus, Kokoro Himeru no Zen Himitsu, Komi-san wa Komyushou desu, Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san, mao, Maoujou de Oyasumi, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai Choroi, Minecraft, Momose Akira no Hatsukoi Hatanchuu, Red Blue, Rock a Rock, Ryu to Ichigo, Server, Shite no Hana, Strand, Sunday, Tatari, Tokachi Hitoribocchi Nouen, tonikaku kawaii, Utsuranain desu, Weekly Shōnen Sunday, wss

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

#comfortfood, #comfybed, #comfychair, #comfyclothes, #comfyimages, #comfylife, #feelingshitty, #getwellsoon, #sickday, #stomachvirus, comfort, Comforting, comfy, Cosy, Cozy, Craft, healing, Minecraft, Relaxation, REST, selfcare, Server, sick, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	2727

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

acceptance, acceptance of reality, Breakup, Closure, closure journey., closure process, emotional closure, Emotional healing, end of relationship, finding peace, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, moving on from heartbreak, realization, realization of loss, relationship ending, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Farms Harvested:	852	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru

Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Animals Bred:	64
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.

Khazak Girls Don’t Age Well in Minecraft SMP

age, Ageism, aging, beauty standards, Cultural differences, cultural norms, dont, Girls, Khazak, Khazak girls, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage preferences, marriage prospects, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, slavic girls, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, women’s aging

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6700
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Khazak girls may not age well, but our builds sure do! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of aging Khazak girls and instead, build epic structures with a community of Slavic girls who never hit the wall. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect your precious diamonds at all costs. So come join us and say goodbye to Khazak girls and hello to a Slavic adventure like no other!