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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4576 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 559 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!
