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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	101
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1933	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4096	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Votes:	9315
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	659546
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!