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PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Animals Bred:	125	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	4759
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2501	Magic Items Found:	5879
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5962
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	965	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!